I survived the vagina tentacle…

but this guy didn’t…

I thought my lunch was kinda weak, so I thought I’d make it up to you guys.


I just wanted to make a vagina joke.

So yeah, it’s been almost 2 weeks since I made a real post, and I really don’t know where to start, so let’s just get the boring stuff out of the way. By that I mean the G20 and how retarded people are. By people I mean politicians and the wave of dipshits who wants the government gone.

Let’s go in that order.

First off, I’m against the G20 meeting because really, affairs of the world should be left to a REFORMED United Nations, where the General Assembly, meaning the actual democratic part of the council, holds power, not a bunch of rich nations + friends. I’m also against the G20 because it’s taking place in downtown Toronto, and it cost us over a billion in tax money, before damages.

Seriously, what the fuck. Why downtown Toronto? Why shut down a metropolis to do something like this? Wouldn’t it be a hell lot cheaper and much more convenient for the citizens if you took the club meeting to somewhere like, say, a military base, or some other location that’s more easily guarded? You wouldn’t have to bring police from across the country and pay them 10, 20 thousand for the weekend. You wouldn’t have to erect a $5 million fence and shut off highways. You wouldn’t have windows smashed and stores looted, not that you care. The government already said it wasn’t legally obliged to do so.

Not only was that stupid, but it really seems like nothing but photo ops and empty promises were made again. Oh, sorry. Empty promises were renewed.  If things were done the first time, there wouldn’t be a need for so many summits.

To add insult to injury, the British PM and the German Chancellor ditched part of a meeting to watch their countries face off in the World Cup. Says a lot about their commitment. Yes, national pride is important, but we have our pride as hosts as well. Our city is being smashed while you sit around to watch soccer? Shouldn’t making decisions about the future of the world be more important?

Of course, I’m not anti-government, in fact, I’m far from it. I think people need the government. It unifies the people, and it gives us a way to pool together material and intellectual resources to solve problems. It offers protection and security to people. Of course, all this is a social contract, and we in turn must be willing to contribute and give up some freedoms. It’s a proven system.

So when idiots start smashing windows to crush the oppressive regime, they’re really just proving that the gene pool needs more chlorine. The government makes stupid mistakes, and the government doesn’t always best represent the majority, but that’s not a fault of the system but those who run it. What it needs is reformation so that those who can’t do their job is replaced post haste, while those who do can continue serving the people. Think heavenly mandate.

Either way, how does smashing a Starbucks window or setting police cars on fire make life better?

What the fuck are you going to do if you actually do get rid of the government? Run around like wild shits? We as a city already saw what it’s like, and we don’t like it.

If you’re sexually frustrated, was bullied at school, or really just have nothing better to do, pick up a hobby, get a job, do something productive. Else, just go kill yourself.

Now it seems inappropriate to go on about lighter stuff now. >_>

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